February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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Send me a ship and I will write a 12 word (or... →
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Death II: Surprise birthday gift for Patrick Wolf! →
ohnowthelonelynightsbegin:
Dear WorldWideWolfPack,
You may or may not be aware that the Wolfboard have given Patrick a birthday present each year for the last few years. I organised this last year and it went really well, so I’ve come up with an idea for this year’s gift. However, I need a lot more people for this idea, so…
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Try your name and post what you get. →
flossbucket:
lillithblack:
emesse:
vastderp:
vivianesection:
2econdp2iioniic:
GEE HOW CREATIVE XD))
“Brain-driven havoc” … What the actual fuck.
SULK IF GRAND FAT. No way dude, I revel in it! >:D
if I use my middle name: GAINFUL KIND AND AS FART. Well, okay!
Used my middle name and : LAZYBONES OR ENCHANTING HARM
I AM AN AMAZE ZANY RASH
THIS MAGICAL CRETIN
SO...
Here I am reporting to you from what I guess must be the Fifteenth Century,...
– A Long, Red-Faced Rant on This Contraception Horseshit → → Off The MarkleyOff The Markley
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
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words of fire, deeds of blood.: I wish we said... →
doublesevens:
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golden-zephyr:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and…
Yeah I say things like “fancy a pint” or something and...
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